“Listen, when you’re on top of the food chain, you don’t ask questions.”ġ2:31 – Did you remember Simba and Nala were to be an arranged marriage? I sure didn’t, but in retrospect, I’m pretty sure Scar, Mufasa, and Simba are the only male lions in this whole goddamn kingdom, so I guess they really don’t have much of a choice.ġ2:31 – I’M BRUSHING UP ON LOOKING DOWN, I’M WORKING ON MY ROOOOOOOARRR. Simba: “Everything the light touches? What about that shadowy place?”ĬLEARLY THE LIGHT DOESN’T TOUCH IT YOU FUCKING DUMB LIONġ2:26 – Mufasa explaining the circle of life to Simba, how everyone’s involved and Simba asks “Dad, don’t we eat the antelope?” Mufasa: “Uhhh, fuck.” Mufasa: “Look Simba, everything the light touches is your kingdom” Morning Report – Does this song really even count? Fuck this song.ġ2:19 – Now, if I were a gazelle, and a lion was the ruler of my kingdom, I’d be like “fuuuck that”.ġ2:22 – People say Scar is such a bad guy, but where were the parents at?ġ2:23 – Okay, Scar just straight up threatened to murder Mufasa, telling him to his face, “Better not turn your back on me…” and Mufasa just sighs to Zazu, “I don’t know what I’m going to do with him.” Probably lock him up, CAUSE HE’S GOING TO KILL YOU.I will now take this opportunity to rank the top songs from The Lion King.

The animators were so impressed with the work that they decided to change the beginning into the currently seen sequence so they could use the entire work that Zimmer prepared.” Wow, MUCH better choice going with the Circle of Life. When composer Hans Zimmer prepared his interpretation of Circle of Life, he made an extended version so he would have some flexibility as to what to cut for the film. I encourage you to watch along.ġ2:17 – From : “The original opening to the film was supposed to have been a quiet dialogue-heavy sequence. So, starting with The Lion King, I’m going back and watching all my favorite Disney movies, while keeping a running diary of my thoughts. The Lion King, along with all of the other Disney classics, was one of my favorite movies growing up, and its appeal is so solid that it’s held up every time I’ve watched it as I’ve grown older.

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